He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
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Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
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The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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