The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
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