Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
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he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
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We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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