So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
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You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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