dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
You were in your third change of clothes, and I found you in my driveway passed out with my dog's food bowl. You win.
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Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I got inside last night via doggy door
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
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