Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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