i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
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Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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