I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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