My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Just invented taco cereal.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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