They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
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thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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