And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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