But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
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She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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