I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
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Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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