how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
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There is a man on the balcony beside me who claims he is a triceratops. He roared and asked me for a cigarette, telling me he'd eat me if I refused. I love college.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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