well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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