So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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