she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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