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wow. woo me matt, woo me.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
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I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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