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  Sorry, I don't speak sober.

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• (831): View more from California

  Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?

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• (806): View more from Texas

  Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered

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• (509): View more from Washington

  i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.

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• (716): View more from New York

  Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!

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  I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?

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  $450 apparently whoopwhoop

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• (607): View more from New York

  IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.

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  You're such a supportive sister.

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  My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.

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• (631): View more from New York

  I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me

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