I wanna bring you to show and tell
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
These 17 Parents Decided to Cut Contact With Their Horrible Kids
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
17 People Reveal The Reasons Behind Their Foot Fetish
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook