I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
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I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
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he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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