Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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