Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
don't judge my taste in strippers
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
