I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
try to milk me bitch
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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