Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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