Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
You smell like stripper and shame
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
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My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
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Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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