why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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