Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My feet surprised me
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