Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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