Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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