I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
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