my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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