Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
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I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
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How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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