I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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