I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Randomize
