Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
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I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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