After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
