Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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