I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
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you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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