Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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