OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Small penises have feelings too.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
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any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
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so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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