He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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