just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
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This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
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She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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