therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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