i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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