I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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