A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
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