i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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