didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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