Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Just puked most of my soul out..
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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