she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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