Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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