BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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