***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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