okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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