: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
Randomize
