Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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