Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
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While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
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So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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