Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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